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Before The Rhodes Must Fall Movement Started, There Was This

Cecil John Rhodes said he would build UCT out of kaffir stomachs

Came across a tweet by @earlseptember as I was reading up on the whole #RhodesMustFall campaign that started at the University of Cape Town (UCT) and spread throughout the country. The tweet caught my attention because it references an article that was written 65 years after the death of Cecil John Rhodes and 48 years before the removal of his statue from the UCT steps.


The original article titled Rhodes said he would build UCT ‘Out of the Kafirs’ Stomach’ was written by David Johnson and published in the Varsity Newspaper on 30 August 1967. Here is the original article. Look past the typos.

UCT students are constantly reminded of the important part the money of the Rhodes Trust played in founding UCT: the statue on the steps, and, in the library, a bust and numerous photographs of Rodes’ face with “tooth brush” Hitler moustache. To this day Rhodes Scholarships carry vast prestige among WHITE South Africans.

Rhodes is usually regarded as a British Imperialist. It would be more accurate to see him as a racist settler imperialist, who skilfully exploited British governments and British public opinion, sometimes against their will, into accepting and protecting the fait accompli of tiny settler immigrant minorities who invaded and conquered vast African territories and ruled over millions.
Indeed, Rhodes once brought Britain to the verge of war against Portugal on behalf of the settlers, events which brought him the criticism both of the humanitarian lobby and unidealistic businessmen, such as the “Investors’ Review”.
When British and the settlers’ interests conflicted, Rhodes consistently backed the settlers against the British. He unrelentingly opposed the “Imperial factor” — British Parliamentary control on the settlers’ racist and land alienating legislation.
Rhodes demanded the British annex Bechuanaland, the “Suez Canal to the North” — and give it to the British South Africa Company to be added to Rhodesia and alienated for white settler occupation.

Rhodes Furious

But the British Government, in response to the petitioning of the Bechuana chiefs, refused Rhodes’ demands and ruled Bechuanaland directly. Infuriated, Rhodes telegraphed his agent: “It is humiliating to be utterly beaten by these niggers.”
Though racist, Rhodes could be opportunistic when political tactics required it. his campaign slogan was “equal rights for all white men”. In the 1898 Cape General election, however, Rhodes was challenged by Coloured voters. He then switched his slogan to “Equal rights for all civilised men”. (Rhodes’ Afrikaner Nationalist successors changed the electorate rather than their slogans.)
Rhodes’ early wills directed that his money be used to "found a secret society…of men…each of whom would have been especially — mathematically — selected towards the Founder’s purpose”. The “Founder's purpose” was for White settlers to colonise the world: “The entire continent of Africa, the Holy Land, the valley of the Euphrates, Cyprus, the whole of South America, islands of the Pacific, the Malay Archipalego, and the seaboard of China and Japan”.
And Rhodes’ anticipated science-fiction imperialism: “I would annex the planets if I could,” he said if S.G. Millen is correct.

Megalomaniac

Rhodes’ last will, somewhat less megalomaniac, diluted the “secret society” to the Rhodes Scholarship Association, to give scholarships to the “master race”: British, Americans, Germans and White South Africans.
Rhodes wanted UCT to serve the function of uniting the “English” and “Dutch” races in South Africa — united against whom can be guessed! According to his lifelong friend Sir Herbert Baker, Rhodes used to boast that his vast profits (from which he gave money to build UCT) were obtained by underpaying the African miners who worked at the Kimberly De Beers Consolidated diamond mines.
He repeatedly told his colleagues: “I mean to build the university out of the kafirs’ stomach.” This revelation is in the “Cape Times”, January 24, 1920. Today, half a century after Rhodes’ death the world and especially Africa have changed in ways which have irrevocably shattered Rhodes’ grandiose ideas of White rule from “Cape to Cairo”.

Majority

African states have attained independence under majority governments. “These niggers” in Botswana, and in Zambia and Malawi have peacefully made the transition to majority rule, their White citizens continuing to stay — and to make profits — after independence.
UCT, in the post-1945 era, led Southern African universities in the fight to preserve academic freedom and university autonomy: the right of universities to admit staff and students, regardless of their colour, political opinions or religious beliefs.
While this has been temporarily thwarted by Government legislation, ministerial threats, bannings deportations, radio smears and press propaganda, the Rhodesian and South African Governments themselves are the besieged bastions of minority rule, the shrunken remnants of the vast colonial empires that dissolved in the 1950’s.

Available to all

Cecil John Rhodes’ dreams have crumbled — but they have been superseded by a greater vision: that of a society where political rights, social justice and education, including higher education, are available to all, and not restricted to members of the ruling immigrant minority.

That is the whole article as it was published in 1967. One can clearly see that CJR was one crazy imperialist and one can just wonder how far he would have taken his White rule ideology had he lived long enough. Its probably a good thing that they didn’t know how to perform heart transplants back then because I’m sure Cecil would have intentionally cut someones life short just to permanently fix his heart condition.

The Rhodes Must Fall campaign didn’t just start in 2015, it started in the 1950s but never amounted to anything until a student threw poo on the bronze statue that has sat in the same place for almost a century. That poo throwing incident got the attention of the country and probably the entire world and this had all politicians debating. Now that Rhodes has fallen, one can just wonder about the next big story to come out of South Africa.
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We Only Desire The New Device


Came across one of those unusual article the The Onion about the undesirable device and it got me appreciating just how brilliant that article is. I found it brilliant because it was written generic in such a way that it can be applied to pretty much any device regardless of its manufacturer. One can't help but think this article was written to poke fun of iPhone enthusiasts.

There are 11 key variables you have to take note of:
1. The old device
2. The new device
3. Nationality of consumers
4. The manufacturer
5. The manufacturer spokesperson
6. The selling price
7. Consumer 1: owns old device
8. Consumer 2: just got the new device
9. Consumer 3: showing off the new device
10. The device enthusiast
11. Location from where article is posted

Now that you are aware of the key variables in the article, you can pretty much replace everything in the article with the 11 variables. You can pretty much just put all this in a programming language and insert all the variables in and whip out a number of your own customized articles.

I will name the variables like this:

  1. oldDevice
  2. newDevice
  3. nationality
  4. manufacturer
  5. spokesperson (has first and last name)
  6. sellingPrice
  7. consumerOne (has first and last name)
  8. consumerTwo (has first and last name)
  9. consumerThree (has first and last name)
  10. enthusiast (has first and last name)
  11. location

I will put the generic article with all variables inserted in and you can have fun creating your own articles.

<location>—With the holiday shopping season officially under way, millions of consumers proceeded to their nearest commercial centers this week in hopes of acquiring the latest, and therefore most desirable, personal device.

"The new <newDevice> is an improvement over the old <oldDevice>, making it more attractive for purchase by all <Nationality>," said <spokesperson>, a spokesperson for the large conglomerate that manufactures the new device. "The old <oldDevice> is no longer sufficient. Consumers should no longer have any use or longing for the old <oldDevice>."

Added <spokespersonLastName>, "The new <newDevice> will retail for $<sellingPrice>."

Able to remain operational for longer periods of time and occupy a demonstrably smaller three-dimensional space, the new <newDevice> is so advanced when compared to the old <oldDevice> that it makes the old <oldDevice> appear much older than it actually is. However, the new <newDevice> is reportedly not so radically different as to cause confusion or unwanted anxiety among those familiar with the feel of the old <oldDevice>.

"Its higher price indicates to me that it is superior, and that not everyone will be able to afford it, which only makes me want to possess it more," said <consumerOne>, owner of the old <oldDevice>, which he obtained 18 months ago when it was still the new <oldDevice>. "I feel a strong urge to purchase the new <newDevice>. Owning the new <newDevice> will please me and improve my daily life."

"It's difficult to remember how I ever found enjoyment in my old <oldDevice>," <consumerOneLastName> continued. "It is no longer appealing to the eye."

In addition to aesthetic and technological enhancements, <manufacturer> claim the new <newDevice> comes equipped with a wide range of desirable features, including fewer buttons for pressing down and holding; a new wire for connecting to larger, less-portable devices; and fewer device-related errors and frustrations.

The new <newDevice> will also be available in blue.

"Not only will I be able to perform tasks faster than before, but my new <newDevice> will also inform those around me that I am a successful individual who is up on the latest trends," said <consumerTwo>, whose executive job allowed her to line up for several hours in the middle of the day in order to obtain the previously unavailable item. "Its attractiveness and considerable value are, by extension, my attractiveness and considerable value."

Consumer <consumerThree> agreed.

"I'm going to take my new <newDevice> wherever I go," said <consumerThreeLastName>, holding the expensive item directly in the eyeline of several reporters. "That way no one on the street, inside the elevator, or at my place of business will ever mistake me for the sort of individual who does not own the new <newDevice>."

Added <consumerThreeLastName>, "The new <newDevice> brings me satisfaction."

Despite the visible excitement among most consumers, some claimed to be exercising caution, choosing instead to sit back and wait for a newer version of the new <newDevice> to be released before making a purchase.

"True, it appeals to my most basic insecurities, but this new <newDevice> will ultimately be replaced by a newer device, rendering it completely undesirable and utterly repellent to my personal tastes," device-enthusiast <enthusiast> said. "Also, I should start saving my money for the next latest device, which will replace the newer new <newDevice> a couple months after that."


I will use the generic article above to talk about the new iPhone
These will be the variables:

  1. oldDevice: iPhone 6
  2. newDevice: iPhone 7
  3. nationality: American
  4. manufacturer: Apple
  5. spokesperson: Chris Gaither
  6. sellingPrice: 449
  7. consumerOne: Eric Rottenberg
  8. consumerTwo: Allison Berding
  9. consumerThree: Sean Johnson
  10. enthusiast: John Appleseed
  11. location: Cupertino

Just look at how the generic article works if variables above are substituted in.


CUPERTINO—With the holiday shopping season officially under way, millions of consumers proceeded to their nearest commercial centers this week in hopes of acquiring the latest, and therefore most desirable, personal device.

"The new iPhone 7 is an improvement over the old iPhone 6 making it more attractive for purchase by all American," said Chris Gaither, a spokesperson for the large conglomerate that manufactures the new device. "The old iPhone 6 is no longer sufficient. Consumers should no longer have any use or longing for the old iPhone 6."

Added Gaither, "The new iPhone 7 will retail for $449."

Able to remain operational for longer periods of time and occupy a demonstrably smaller three-dimensional space, the new iPhone 7 is so advanced when compared to the old iPhone 6 that it makes the old iPhone 6 appear much older than it actually is. However, the new iPhone 7 is reportedly not so radically different as to cause confusion or unwanted anxiety among those familiar with the feel of the old iPhone 6.

"Its higher price indicates to me that it is superior, and that not everyone will be able to afford it, which only makes me want to possess it more," said Eric Rottenberg, owner of the old iPhone 6, which he obtained 18 months ago when it was still the new iPhone 6. "I feel a strong urge to purchase the new iPhone 7. Owning the new iPhone 7 will please me and improve my daily life."

"It's difficult to remember how I ever found enjoyment in my old iPhone 6," Rottenberg continued. "It is no longer appealing to the eye."

In addition to aesthetic and technological enhancements, Apple claim the new iPhone 7 comes equipped with a wide range of desirable features, including fewer buttons for pressing down and holding; a new wire for connecting to larger, less-portable devices; and fewer device-related errors and frustrations.

The new iPhone 7 will also be available in blue.

"Not only will I be able to perform tasks faster than before, but my new iPhone 7 will also inform those around me that I am a successful individual who is up on the latest trends," said Allison Berding, whose executive job allowed her to line up for several hours in the middle of the day in order to obtain the previously unavailable item. "Its attractiveness and considerable value are, by extension, my attractiveness and considerable value."

Consumer Sean Johnson agreed.

"I'm going to take my new iPhone 7 wherever I go," said Johnson, holding the expensive item directly in the eyeline of several reporters. "That way no one on the street, inside the elevator, or at my place of business will ever mistake me for the sort of individual who does not own the new iPhone 7."

Added Johnson, "The new iPhone 7 brings me satisfaction."

Despite the visible excitement among most consumers, some claimed to be exercising caution, choosing instead to sit back and wait for a newer version of the new iPhone 7 to be released before making a purchase.

"True, it appeals to my most basic insecurities, but this new iPhone 7 will ultimately be replaced by a newer device, rendering it completely undesirable and utterly repellent to my personal tastes," device-enthusiast John Appleseed said. "Also, I should start saving my money for the next latest device, which will replace the newer new iPhone 7 a couple months after that."
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Gold Digger Shaming Is So Ancient

If you have never heard of these gold digging phenomenon, then you probably just woke up from a 3 decades comma. The first thing you will want to do is probably listen to Kanye West rap about Gold Digger. This term has been around for as long the gold rush days but its meaning has been adapted to refer to humans that simply only display a bizarre level of interest in people with deep pockets.

The youths just seem to be catching on and probably can’t  fathom the idea of a woman wanting to be associated with a financial stable man or a man who wants to be associated with a woman outside his financial league.
If you do a quick search on Youtube for gold digger pranks, you will come across a number of videos that seem to prove that a woman will always choose a man that is financially stable regardless of their ethnicity. Males too do desire to have female companions who are financially stable, so don't only limit the term 'gold digger' to females. One the other hand, some of those videos seems a bit suspiciously staged because I believe no woman in her right mind would walk straight into a guys car when you just talked to him for 1 minute. He could be a serial killer for all you know.

These pranks mostly conducted by vloggers getting this new Youtube money are not really doing anything new other than confirming what all humans already know. A female regardless of what specie will always aspire to choose a male companion that is superior to all. This kind of behaviour simply stems from the primal need to ensure that her offspring's are given the best chances of survival. To humans, this would mean a woman will always go for the most good looking male or the one that displays the most appealing physique or the one with the most wealth.

The male with the most wealth will always be chosen as a primate by most female because its only him who can provide her kids with the kind of financial support that will ensure their survival in this tough world. The ancient woman would have probably proffered the man with the most cows, goats or most fertile farm. The modern woman will prefer the man with the most MONEY. This is probably where the term money talks came from because the most unattractive male will always have scores of attractive females battling for his attention. Before you start calling these woman gold diggers, just remember that the modern woman wants to live a stress free life and the easiest way to achieve this is to be financially stable.
On the other hand, wealthy individuals are normally regarded as obnoxious and are automatically rejected by the 21st century woman due to negative stereotypes we all have become accustomed to. Your availability heuristic probably gets you thinking of Justin Bieber.

So next time you see a woman with a guy that drives a Lambo, just know that she is with a WINNER. He probably had to work extra hard just to gain her trust. So instead of hating on people that have worked hard to get to the top of the mating chain, you should reflect on your past choices and figure out where you went wrong and then maybe you too can climb up and start spreading your seeds around.

A wise philosopher that goes by the name of Welven Da Great once said “Who don’t got no bitches?”
Could he perhaps have been talking about you?
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What Was Neknomination All About?

You might remember back in 2014 when there were all sorts of crazy viral games going around. Apart from planking and ice bucket challenge, etc. There was one unrespossible drinking game called Neknomination that is thought to have originated from Australia and thanks to technology, it spread to all corners of the world. I'm not sure about Korea though.

You might be wondering just as much as I am as to what all those that risked killing themselves from alcohol poisoning were thinking to drink large quantities of whiskey, vodka and other saturated alcohol? I believe it all comes down to buckling down to peer pressure and maybe it has a little to do with the way parents are raising 21st century kids. Gone are the days when parents can whip some senses into their children's without the fear of being reported for child abuse. It really is worrying that parents are not even allowed to discipline their kids anymore by BEATING but rather by using some ingenious reverse psychology crap which all kids know don't work.

Parents should take an active role in bringing order into their households and they should stop blaming others for the failings of their kids. Those parents blaming social media sites such as Facebook and YouTube for not taking down all these videos probably need to get some sense whipped into them because they seem oblivious to the fact that if kids are brave enough to do such things and post them online for millions to view, then they probably do get away with a lot is things at home. This would most definitely go to show that the kids were not properly disciplined before they entered the rebellious teenage phase.

The greatest advice to any new parent out there is that they should watch over their kids like hawks and should not be afraid to take out that belt when their kids do something really really and I mean really appalling. Use that belt because I think Jesus too would have used the same method had he lived long enough to have children's of his own.
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A letter By Mr. Abraham Lincoln To His Son's Teacher

16th President of the USA, Mr. Abraham Lincoln
I think I just came accross a beautifully written letter apparently penned by Abraham Lincoln himself addressed to one of his son's teacher. Abraham Lincoln had four sons of which all three of them died before they turned 20 years old except for Robert who survived well into his 80s. I cannot say for sure which of the son's the letter refered to but if you know for sure, please feel free to inform us.

The things he talks of in this letter just goes to show you that Abraham Lincoln was no ordinary man. He was born a leader to lead one of the greatest nation on earth out of a very depressing and obviously disgusting era of the slave trade. 

All parents and educators should aspire to teach most of the values mentioned in the letter below to their little ones. 

See the letter below:
He will have to learn. I know that all men are not just, all men are not true. 

But teach him also that for every scoundrel there is, a hero, for every selfish politician, there is a dedicated leader. Teach him, that for every enemy, there is a friend. It will take time, I know but teach him if you can, that a dollar earned is of far more value than five found. 

Teach him to learn losing and also to enjoy winning. 

Steer him away from envy if you can, teach him the secret of silent laughter. 

Let him learn early, that the bullies are the easiest to lick

Teach him if you can the wonders of books, but also give him quite time to ponder, the eternal mystery of birds in the sky, bees in the sun and flowers on a green hillside. 

In school, teach him that it is far more honorable to fail than to cheat.  

Teach him to have faith in all his ideas even when everyone tells him they are wrong. 

Teach him to be gentle with gentle people and tough with tough people. 

Try to, give my son the strength not to follow the crowd when everyone is getting on the band wagon. 

Teach him to listen to all men but teach him also to filter all he hears on a screen of truth, and take only the good that comes through. 

Teach him if you can, how to laugh when he is sad. 

Teach him there is no shame in tears. 

Teach him to scoff at cynics and to beware of too much sweetness. 

Teach him to sell his brawn and brain to the highest bidders but to never put a price-tag on his heart and soul. 

Teach him to close his ears to a howling mob and to stand and fight if he thinks he is right. 

Treat him gently, but do not cuddle him, because only the test of fire makes fine steel. 

Let him have the courage to be impatient, let him the patience to be brave. 

Teach him always to have sublime faith in himself, because then he will always have sublime faith in man-kind. 

This is a big order but see what you can do. 

He is such a fine little fellow, my son!!!

I hope you enjoyed reading through the letter. Don't just toss the ideas conveyed in this letter aside, adopt them and teach them to your little ones.
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